Girl of my dreams says she?s gonna pick me up in the morning
Gonna head south-west, spend two weeks living in the sunshine
We?ve got the best room booked in the best hotel on the seafront
Hard-boiled eggs on a beach with a Blue Flag status.
Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!
Fairground bound gonna have a little tussle with a claw crane
She meanwhile may like to see what?s going on in Northam
A Devon cream tea around half past three would be splendid
Crazy golf with a Swedish couple we befriended.
Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!
Why is my fortnight suddenly coming to a standstill?
And why is Frank Ifield jumping up and down on a windmill?
And why is my girl getting married to a plasterer from Bacup?
Phoebus sinks and it all goes dark and then I wake up.
Westward Ho!
Westward Ho!
Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let down
What a let-down, what a-
Westward Ho! What a let-down, what a let-down
What a let-down, what a let-down.