Mama burned the turkey and daddy set the tree on fire. The dog started barkin' the kid's started cryin'
like an out of tune Christmas choir. Sister grabbed the baby, Becky grabbed Bubba, and Bubba grabbed
a six pack of beer. We Headed for the motel, I guess Norman Rockwell won't be paintin' us this year.
It's gonna be a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas. Twenty seven brand new friends all havin'
dinner with us. Joinin' our hands bowin' our head over grits and eggs and raisin bread. Hash browns
covered and smothered somebody please pass the butter. Suzy don't hit your brother don't sass your
mother. Waffle House Christmas.
Verse
Rachel said she heard reindeer on the restaurant roof. Billy can't eat yet for starin' at the brunette
over in the corner booth. He want's to meet her somethin' awful won't even touch his waffle. He want's
her attention I know. He wants to put her in his stockin' go jingle bell rockin' underneath the misletoe.
Aint nothin' like a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas. Twenty seven brand new friends all
havin' dinner with us. Joinin' our hands bowin' our head over grits and eggs and raisin bread.
Hash browns covered and smothered will somebody please pass the butter. Suzy don't hit your brother
don't sass your mother. Waffle House Christmas.
Verse
Mama kinda likes it cause she don't have to do the dishes. It looks like we might have started a brand
new holiday tradition accidently.
Nothin' like a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas. Twenty seven brand new friends all
havin' dinner with us. Joinin' hands bowin' our head's over grits and eggs and raisin bread. Everybody's
in good cheer. We're makin' it perfectly clear this was a good idea. See you back next year.
Waffle House Christmas.
Verse
Everybody knows they never close. Tweny four seven three sixty five. Without 'em how would we
ever survive? Thank God for a Waffle House Christmas.