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Mama burned the turkey and daddy set the tree on fire. The dog started barkin' the kid's started cryin'
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like an out of tune Christmas choir. Sister grabbed the baby, Becky grabbed Bubba, and Bubba grabbed
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a six pack of beer. We Headed for the motel, I guess Norman Rockwell won't be paintin' us this year.
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It's gonna be a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas. Twenty seven brand new friends all havin'
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dinner with us. Joinin' our hands bowin' our head over grits and eggs and raisin bread. Hash browns
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covered and smothered somebody please pass the butter. Suzy don't hit your brother don't sass your
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mother. Waffle House Christmas.
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Rachel said she heard reindeer on the restaurant roof. Billy can't eat yet for starin' at the brunette
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over in the corner booth. He want's to meet her somethin' awful won't even touch his waffle. He want's
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her attention I know. He wants to put her in his stockin' go jingle bell rockin' underneath the misletoe.
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Aint nothin' like a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas. Twenty seven brand new friends all
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havin' dinner with us. Joinin' our hands bowin' our head over grits and eggs and raisin bread.
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Hash browns covered and smothered will somebody please pass the butter. Suzy don't hit your brother
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don't sass your mother. Waffle House Christmas.
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Mama kinda likes it cause she don't have to do the dishes. It looks like we might have started a brand
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new holiday tradition accidently.
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Nothin' like a good old fashioned Waffle House Christmas. Twenty seven brand new friends all
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havin' dinner with us. Joinin' hands bowin' our head's over grits and eggs and raisin bread. Everybody's
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in good cheer. We're makin' it perfectly clear this was a good idea. See you back next year.
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Waffle House Christmas.
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Everybody knows they never close. Tweny four seven three sixty five. Without 'em how would we
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ever survive? Thank God for a Waffle House Christmas.