Lyrics of
Vanity Fair

Intro
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verse 1
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She left her school for the facto-ry
From pocket money to a salary
From a pac-a-mac to a compact case
And every morning she in-spects her face
She dis-covers pulling pints in pubs
That the good looks will never cover up for
Her dumb-ness in taking the stock
Sees her re-flection in a butcher's shop
Refrain 1
She finds it all quite rare
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She finds it all quite rare
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She has her eyes on me-dallion men
That get her home on the dot at ten
She combs her hair when she gets ex-cused
The deal she wants always ends up screwed
Paints her nails on the bathroom scales
Gargles her breath like a landed whale
Her beauty is as deep as her skin
Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin
Refrain 2
She poses foot on the chair
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She poses foot on the chair
Coconut shy but vanity fair
Middle 8
In her vanity case her compact case
In her compact case her eyes
Not bad for a sister but her vanity's fair
And her sense of hu-mour's dry
She comes home late with a-nother screw loose
She swears to have had just a pine-ap-ple juice
Falls a-sleep fully clothed in her bed
With her makeup re-mover by her head
Refrain 3 / End
And she might not be all there
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She might not be all there
But her dream's all vanity fair