Key: A
Introduction:
E Eb D C# D C# C B
Intro
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Em G/2 D
verse 1
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E Eb D C#
She left her school for the facto-ry
D C# C B
From pocket money to a salary
E Eb D C#
From a pac-a-mac to a compact case
D C# C B
And every morning she in-spects her face
E Eb D C#
She dis-covers pulling pints in pubs
D C# C B
That the good looks will never cover up for
E Eb D C#
Her dumb-ness in taking the stock
D C# C B
Sees her re-flection in a butcher's shop
Refrain 1
F#m B
She finds it all quite rare
A E Riff1
F#m B
She finds it all quite rare
A E Riff1
E Eb D C#
She has her eyes on me-dallion men
D C# C B
That get her home on the dot at ten
E Eb D C#
She combs her hair when she gets ex-cused
D C# C B
The deal she wants always ends up screwed
E Eb D C#
Paints her nails on the bathroom scales
D C# C B
Gargles her breath like a landed whale
E Eb D C#
Her beauty is as deep as her skin
D C# C B
Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin
Refrain 2
F#m B
She poses foot on the chair
A E Riff1
F#m B
She poses foot on the chair
G#m
Coconut shy but vanity fair
Middle 8
G#/2 Am F#m G
In her vanity case her compact case
Em G/2 D
In her compact case her eyes
A/C# C/2 B/2 Bm
Not bad for a sister but her vanity's fair
And her sense of hu-mour's dry
D/F# Fº
She comes home late with a-nother screw loose
She swears to have had just a pine-ap-ple juice
Eb D C#
Falls a-sleep fully clothed in her bed
D C# C B
With her makeup re-mover by her head
Refrain 3 / End
F#m B
And she might not be all there
A E Riff1
B
She might not be all there
A E A2/F#
But her dream's all vanity fair