They made a statue of us
Then put it on a mountain top
The tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs have fun, have fun
They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to
Then they'll give us a talking to
Cause they've got years of experience
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
Rumaging for answers in the pages
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
Rumaging for answers in the pages
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
The sculptors mama sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
Rumaging for answers in the pages
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious