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Introduction: C F C F C F
C F C F
They made a statue of us
C F C F
Then put it on a mountain top
C F C F
The tourists come and stare at us
C F
Blow bubbles with their gum
C F C F C F
Take photographs have fun, have fun
C F C F
They'll name a city after us
C F C F
And later say it's all our fault
C F
Then they'll give us a talking to
C F
Then they'll give us a talking to
C F C F
Cause they've got years of experience
C F Am G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C F Am G
Rumaging for answers in the pages
C F Am G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C F
And it's contagious
Am G
And it's contagious
C F
And it's contagious
Am G
And it's contagious
C F C F
We wear our scarves just like a noose
C F C F
But not cause we want eternal sleep
C F C F
And though our parts are slightly used
C F C F
New ones are slave labor you can keep
C F Am G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C F Am G
Rumaging for answers in the pages
C F Am G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C F
And it's contagious
Am G
And it's contagious
C F
And it's contagious
Am G
And it's contagious
C F C
They made a statue of us
F C
They made a statue of us
F C
The tourists come and stare at us
F C
The sculptors mama sends regards
F C
They made a statue of us
F C
They made a statue of us
F C F
Our noses have begun to rust
C F Am G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C F Am G
Rumaging for answers in the pages
C F Am G
We're liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiving in a den of thieves
C F
And it's contagious
Am G
And it's contagious
C F
And it's contagious
Am G C F C
And it's contagious