Chorus: chev got stuck and the ford got stuck,got the chev unstuck then
the dodge showed up,but the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
which evetually pulled out the ford with some difficulty
seen for a thousand years caused financial joys and
biblical fears, it caused some smiles it caused some tears but more
to the point of our story,
For the first time in the collective memory that old brown prarie that had
been so dry for so long was very muddy, boggy and sticky,
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in, and motors would roar and
tires would spin, we'd sink right down,down to the diff, we'd all take
turns and do it again, till no one could move we call one more friend,
come on out here we need ya, bring yer truck,
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I got me stuck in the mud so as I couldn't rehearse, Chavez too has missed
his work, Richie he now fears the worst, stood up his ex-wife she called
him a jerk, of course Holdman didn't have nothin better to do, except wrench
Chorus
it was truck after truck we all got stuck cept the big old 4x hudderide
truck, we all thought boy are we in luck but he wouldn't come anywhere
near us mighty neighbourly mighty neighbourly,
So we used alot of our backs and a little of our brains, we jacked up
the jacks and snugged up the the chains, we all did our very best to refrain
from shovellin, We put what timber we had underneath the wheels, and we was
all outta sand we managed to steal, two sacks of the best modern canolla
seed ya ever did see, that oughta give us some traction
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Epilouge we spilled genetically modified canolla seed that was genetically
modified for controlling the weeds, and for big old yields and margin oil,
raised hell all over that native prarie soil agriculture canada is
definetly gonna be lookin for us ha ha ha
There it is. Any comments or suggetions are welcome but it's pretty hard to imrove on