Key: D
Introduction:
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Chorus: chev got stuck and the ford got stuck,got the chev unstuck then
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the dodge showed up,but the dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
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which evetually pulled out the ford....with some difficulty
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seen for a thousand years caused financial joys and
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biblical fears, it caused some smiles it caused some tears but more
to the point of our story,
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For the first time in the collective memory that old brown prarie that had
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been so dry for so long was very muddy, boggy and sticky,
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We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in, and motors would roar and
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tires would spin, we'd sink right down,down to the diff, we'd all take
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turns and do it again, till no one could move we call one more friend,
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come on out here we need ya, bring yer truck,
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I got me stuck in the mud so as I couldn't rehearse, Chavez too has missed
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his work, Richie he now fears the worst, stood up his ex-wife she called
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him a jerk, of course Holdman didn't have nothin better to do, except wrench
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it was truck after truck we all got stuck cept the big old 4x hudderide
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truck, we all thought boy are we in luck but he wouldn't come anywhere
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near us......mighty neighbourly......mighty neighbourly,
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So we used alot of our backs and a little of our brains, we jacked up
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the jacks and snugged up the the chains, we all did our very best to refrain
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from shovellin, We put what timber we had underneath the wheels, and we was
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all outta sand we managed to steal, two sacks of the best modern canolla
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seed ya ever did see, that oughta give us some traction
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Epilouge...we spilled genetically modified canolla seed that was genetically
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modified for controlling the weeds, and for big old yields and margin oil,
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raised hell all over that native prarie soil.....agriculture canada is
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definetly gonna be lookin for us.........ha ha ha
There it is. Any comments or suggetions are welcome but it's pretty hard to imrove on