I was sittin? starin? at my monitor
My computer locked-up, once again
And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
Rackin? my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
I called the help desk number that they gave me
And the man said ?I will help you, troubleshoot.?
That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
I?ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all
And I have no trouble shootin? this computer
I don?t need tech support to walk me through
Yeah it?s time I shoot it, there?s no need to reboot it
It?s time to bust a cap in this CPU
Come on runtime-error, go ahead an? make my day
If Bill Gates was standin? here, I smack his four-eyed face
Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
I?m tellin? you, you better not, hold your breath
Cause I?m gonna lock an? load ?em
Tell ?em I?ll send in the modem
An? give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death
And I have no trouble shootin? this computer
I don?t need tech support to walk me through
Yeah it?s time to shoot it, there?s no need to reboot it
It?s time to bust a cap, in this piece of Microsoft Windows
It?s time to bust a cap in this CPU