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Introduction:
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I was sittin? starin? at my monitor
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My computer locked-up, once again
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And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
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Rackin? my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
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I called the help desk number that they gave me
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And the man said ?I will help you, troubleshoot.?
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That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
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Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
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I?ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all
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And I have no trouble shootin? this computer
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I don?t need tech support to walk me through
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Yeah it?s time I shoot it, there?s no need to reboot it
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It?s time to bust a cap in this CPU
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Come on runtime-error, go ahead an? make my day
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If Bill Gates was standin? here, I smack his four-eyed face
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Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
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I?m tellin? you, you better not, hold your breath
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Cause I?m gonna lock an? load ?em
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Tell ?em I?ll send in the modem
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An? give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death
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And I have no trouble shootin? this computer
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I don?t need tech support to walk me through
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Yeah it?s time to shoot it, there?s no need to reboot it
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It?s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows
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It?s time to bust a cap in this CPU