Chords
Troubleshooting

Key: A

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
A                                            E                                            A  
I was sittin? starin? at my monitor
A                                                    E                         A  
My computer locked-up, once again
                D                                                                                                      A  
And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
E  
Rackin? my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
        A                                                            E                                      A  
I called the help desk number that they gave me
                          A                                                      E                                         A  
And the man said ?I will help you, troubleshoot.?
D                                                                 A  
That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
E  
Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
             E  
I?ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all
                          D                                 A  
And I have no trouble shootin? this computer
          E  
I don?t need tech support to walk me through
D                                                                                                                         A                                                 D  
Yeah it?s time I shoot it, there?s no need to reboot it
             A                                              E                                                    A  
It?s time to bust a cap in this CPU
D                                                                                                                 A  
Come on runtime-error, go ahead an? make my day
        E  
If Bill Gates was standin? here, I smack his four-eyed face
                        A                                            E                                                                    A  
Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
                A                                                         E                                                                            A  
I?m tellin? you, you better not, hold your breath
                                                D  
Cause I?m gonna lock an? load ?em
                                  A                                         D  
Tell ?em I?ll send in the modem
                  E  
An? give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death
                          D                                                            A  
And I have no trouble shootin? this computer
     E  
I don?t need tech support to walk me through
D                                                                                                                              A                                                 D  
Yeah it?s time to shoot it, there?s no need to reboot it
             A                                                                 E  A                                    D  
It?s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows
             A                                                      E                                                 A  
It?s time to bust a cap in this CPU