Lyrics of
They Write Books About This Sort Of Thing Intro

(also clean electric)
Verse: Strum the above power chords (to make it easier for me to type,
Her pretty noises, can you turn them down?
I think that I'm dying, do you want to go out?
Because we can play some pac-man or go to the library
We can order up some Phad-Thai (?) without the MSG
Riff 2
And they write books about this sort of thing
And they write books about this sort of thing
Yeah they write books about this sort of thing
Closed-caption heartbeats though five letters long
solo riff: (the other chords are repeated throughout)
(distorted guitar)