Chords
They Write Books About This Sort Of Thing Intro

Key: D

Introduction:

 F#Octave 
(also clean electric)
Verse: Strum the above power chords (to make it easier for me to type,

 G                 D                       G                         D 
Her pretty noises, can you turn them down?
     G                           D                         G                   D 
I think that I'm dying, do you want to go out?
                 G                               D                         G                       D 
Because we can play some pac-man or go to the library
               G                         D                             G                   D 
We can order up some Phad-Thai (?) without the MSG
Riff 2
 G                           D                                               G 
And they write books about this sort of thing
                               D                                               G 
And they write books about this sort of thing
                                 D                                               G 
Yeah they write books about this sort of thing
Closed-caption heartbeats though five letters long
                          F#chºrd 
solo riff: (the other chords are repeated throughout)
(distorted guitar)