Lyrics of
The Len Ganley Stance

Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.
No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion
No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street
No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato
No, no, no more shuffling of the feet.
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.
Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead.
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.
Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful
Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck
Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible
Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check.
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance
Everybody's doing the Len Ganley Stance.