INTRO
Verse 1
I'm a full grown man, that's plain to see.
But nowhere near as full grown as I'd like to be.
But I'll find a bar and I'll have a few,
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Verse 2
I'd hit the dancefloor each time I had the chance.
Woah, that is if these two left feet knew how to dance.
About the only time I'm kicking up my shoes,
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Chorus
Well I start to feel like Superman,
Then I pick a fight.
Only to find that my opponent is holding kryptonite.
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,
But I'm still paying dues.
Each time I drink and start to think,
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as verse)
My woman left me, she called me a clown.
Well that's the general consensus in this town.
But I had it comin', lord, to tell the truth
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof.
*REPEAT CHORUS *
Yeah, each time I drink and start to think,
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Try me brother