Key: F
Introduction:
F Bb F C F
INTRO
Verse 1
F Bb
I'm a full grown man, that's plain to see.
F C
But nowhere near as full grown as I'd like to be.
F Bb
But I'll find a bar and I'll have a few,
F C F
Until I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Verse 2
F Bb
I'd hit the dancefloor each time I had the chance.
F C
Woah, that is if these two left feet knew how to dance.
F Bb
About the only time I'm kicking up my shoes,
F C F
Is when I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Chorus
Bb Eb
Well I start to feel like Superman,
Bb Ab
Then I pick a fight.
G C
Only to find that my opponent is holding kryptonite.
F
You'd think I'd learn my lesson,
Bb
But I'm still paying dues.
F
Each time I drink and start to think,
C F
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
INSTRUMENTAL (same chords as verse)
F Bb
My woman left me, she called me a clown.
F C
Well that's the general consensus in this town.
F Bb
But I had it comin', lord, to tell the truth...
F C F
For acting ten feet tall and bulletproof.
*REPEAT CHORUS *
Bb F
Yeah, each time I drink and start to think,
C F
I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof.
Try me brother.....