Now I wish I had my picture
on the Rolling Stone today
and I wish that the Enquirer
would spread a rumor that I was gay
and I wish I had some buddies
Some movie stars and such
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about
The two of us as much
No, no
And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah
on Caviar and Cocaine
and I would not remember
How you broke my heart today
Oh yeah
You know I, I wish I had a supermodel
So skinny and so wild
and a waitress in Nevada
She says she's carrying my child
and I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard
My hair blowin in the wind
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants
And they'd finally let me in
Ooo yeah
And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah
On Caviar and Cocaine
And I would not remember
How you broke my heart today
And now I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish that the Enquirer
would spread a rumor that I was gay
Now I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kalin
Ooo, Then I guess he'd hang out with me
Oh yeah
And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah
On Caviar and Cocaine
And I would not remember
How you broke my heart today
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