Key: D
Introduction:
D G
Now I wish I had my picture
D G
on the Rolling Stone today
D G
and I wish that the Enquirer
D G
would spread a rumor that I was gay
D G
and I wish I had some buddies
D G
Some movie stars and such
D G
Cause I probably wouldn't worry about
D G
The two of us as much
No, no
G A
And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah
D C G/B G
on Caviar and Cocaine
G A
and I would not remember
Bm A D
How you broke my heart today
Oh yeah
D G
You know I, I wish I had a supermodel
D G
So skinny and so wild
D G
and a waitress in Nevada
D G
She says she's carrying my child
D G
and I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard
D G
My hair blowin in the wind
D G
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants
D G
And they'd finally let me in
Ooo yeah
G A
And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah
D C G/B G
On Caviar and Cocaine
G A
And I would not remember
Bm A D
How you broke my heart today
D G
And now I wish I had my picture
D G
With the Rolling Stones today
D G
And I wish that the Enquirer
D G
would spread a rumor that I was gay
D G
Now I wish I knew a movie star
D G
Someone like Charlie Sheen
D G
Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kalin
D G
Ooo, Then I guess he'd hang out with me
Oh yeah
G A
And I'd spend all my money, yeah yeah
D C G/B G
On Caviar and Cocaine
G A
And I would not remember
Bm A D
How you broke my heart today
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