Verse
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin' goin' on
When I see the bare chest of a woman
My worries and my problems are all gone
Pre
No one thinks of fightin'
When they see a topless girl
Maybe if you would show yours to me
We could save the world
Show them to me, Show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They'd look a whole better without that sweater
Baby, I'm sure you'll agree
If you got two funbags, show them to me
Verse
I've met a lot of them but never one I hated
Even if you've had thirteen kids and
You think they look deflated
There's no such thing as a bad breast
I believe this much is true
If you're a big fat man, I'm a tittie fan
And I'd love to see yours too
Show them to me, Show them to me
Show them, show them to him
All the world will live in harmony
It'll do you good and it'll give me wood
And we'll make history
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time
I said if you love your country yeah
Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me
Show them to him