Key: G
Introduction:
G Em C D
Verse
G Em
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
C D
There's too much hate and killin' goin' on
G Em
When I see the bare chest of a woman
C D
My worries and my problems are all gone
Pre
C
No one thinks of fightin'
D
When they see a topless girl
Em
Maybe if you would show yours to me
C D
We could save the world
G Em
Show them to me, Show them to me
C D
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
G
They'd look a whole better without that sweater
Em
Baby, I'm sure you'll agree
C D G
If you got two funbags, show them to me
Verse
C D
I've met a lot of them but never one I hated
C
Even if you've had thirteen kids and
D
You think they look deflated
C/E
There's no such thing as a bad breast
D/F#
I believe this much is true
C
If you're a big fat man, I'm a tittie fan
D
And I'd love to see yours too
Show them to me, Show them to me
G Em
Show them, show them to him
C D
All the world will live in harmony
G
It'll do you good and it'll give me wood
Em
And we'll make history
C D
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time
C D
I said if you love your country yeah
Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me
C G/B Am G
Show them to him