My pussy cat was scratching on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
Sore pussy ooohhhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
It started to rain and my pussy got wet
Wet pussy ohhhhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Sun beaten down poor pussy got hot
Hot pussy ohhhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My cat was in the shower washing his hair
accidentially grabbed that bottle of nair
Bald pussy ohhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My friends took my cat out drinking last night
they got drunk and the pussy got tight
Tight pussy ohhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
Left my cat outdoors, didn't like the soil
ran in the garage and got covered in oil
Lubricated pussy oohhhhhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
Took my cat to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Now my pussy is finger licken
good pussy ohhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My cat fell on my grill
I got two buns and I ate my fill
Eating pussy oohhhhhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My cat was walking by the water well
but he got too close and then he fell
Deep pussy oohhhhhh
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbor he better set my pussy free
Free pussy
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My cats kind of chubby and overweight
tried to put him on a diet but it didn't take
Fat pussy
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My cat was hiding in an old tree trunk
He musn't have known it was home to a skunk
Stinky pussy
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
My cat was out playing chasing down a toad
My kitty got a little too close to the road
bloody pussy
N.C.
Just a friendly little cat
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.