Key: F
Introduction:
F F/C
My pussy cat was scratching on my back door
Scratched so long poor pussy got sore
C
C/G
Sore pussy..ooohhhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My pussy cat was sittin on the front step
It started to rain and my pussy got wet
C
C/G
Wet pussy...ohhhhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My pussy cat was playing out on the back lot
Sun beaten down poor pussy got hot
C
C/G
Hot pussy..ohhhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My cat was in the shower washing his hair
accidentially grabbed that bottle of nair
C
C/G
Bald pussy...ohhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My friends took my cat out drinking last night
they got drunk and the pussy got tight
C
C/G
Tight pussy...ohhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
Left my cat outdoors, didn't like the soil
ran in the garage and got covered in oil
C
C/G
Lubricated pussy..oohhhhhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
Took my cat to Kentucky Fried Chicken
Now my pussy is finger licken
C C/G
good pussy...ohhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My cat fell on my grill
I got two buns and I ate my fill
C
C/G
Eating pussy..oohhhhhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My cat was walking by the water well
but he got too close and then he fell
C
C/G
Deep pussy..oohhhhhh
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My neighbor stole my kitty cat away from me
I told my neighbor he better set my pussy free
C
C/G
Free pussy
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My cats kind of chubby and overweight
tried to put him on a diet but it didn't take
C
C/G
Fat pussy
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My cat was hiding in an old tree trunk
He musn't have known it was home to a skunk...
C
C/G
Stinky pussy
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F F/C
My cat was out playing chasing down a toad
My kitty got a little too close to the road
C
C/G
bloody pussy
N.C.
F
Just a friendly little cat
F
Just a friendly little cat
Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty.