This is the story of our first teacher
Shetland made her jumpers
And the devil made her features
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
It's over and done with
This is the story of losing my virginity
I'm not saying these events didn't
Touch our lives in any way
But, ah, they didn't make the impression
That some people say
It's over and done with