Key: C
Introduction:
C E F G
This is the story of our first teacher
C E
Shetland made her jumpers
F G
And the devil made her features
C E F G
Threw up her hands when my mum said our names
C E F G
Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims
CE F G
It's over and done with...
This is the story of losing my virginity
C E
I'm not saying these events didn't
Touch our lives in any way
C G
But, ah, they didn't make the impression
That some people say
CE F G
It's over and done with...