Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my fuckin' backyard
I t'ain't got no money
Hell, I don't care
My parents let me use
Their credit card
I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah, I care about nutrition!
Tried to get a job
At the retail store
But I could not stand
The competition
Now I spend all my time
Hangin' out at the shore
Givin' myself
A skin condition
I've got nowhere to go
'Cept movin' on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah, I care about nutrition!
Sometimes I get upset when I see on the TV
All them people in this world that is starvin'
But there's nothin' in this world that could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'
Boy, I'm starving
Christ, I'm starving!
My folks said I gotta
Get myself a job
'Cause they ain't
Gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they
Abort me?
I guess I'll just hang out
On Broad and South
Livin' by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah, I care about nutrition!
Nutrition it's good for me
Nutrition I've got vitamin C
I care, I care, I care, I get a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.