Key: F
Introduction: C F Eb Bb F C Bb C F C Bb C
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Now my life is easy
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My life ain't hard
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I'm gonna spend all day
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In my fuckin' backyard
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I t'ain't got no money
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Hell, I don't care
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My parents let me use
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Their credit card
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I've got nowhere to go
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Just hang out on the street
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My folks say I've got no ambition
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At least I give a shit
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About the stuff I eat
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Yeah, I care about nutrition!
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Tried to get a job
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At the retail store
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But I could not stand
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The competition
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Now I spend all my time
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Hangin' out at the shore
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Givin' myself
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A skin condition
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I've got nowhere to go
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'Cept movin' on my feet
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People say I've got no ambition
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At least I give a shit
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About the stuff I eat
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Yeah, I care about nutrition!
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Sometimes I get upset when I see on the TV
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All them people in this world that is starvin'
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But there's nothin' in this world that could possibly bother me
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When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'
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Boy, I'm starving
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Christ, I'm starving!
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My folks said I gotta
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Get myself a job
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'Cause they ain't
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Gonna support me
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Well, if all I am to them
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Is just some lazy slob
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Why didn't they
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Abort me?
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I guess I'll just hang out
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On Broad and South
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Livin' by my intuition
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At least I give a shit
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What I put into my mouth
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Yeah, I care about nutrition!
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Nutrition it's good for me
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Nutrition I've got vitamin C
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I care, I care, I care, I get a healthy shit
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And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
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I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.