Lyrics of
Maxwell's Silver Hammer

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home,
late night all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone.
Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-oan?
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed.