Key: D
Introduction:
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Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home,
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late night all alone with a test tube, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone.
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Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-oan?
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
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Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, teacher gets annoyed.