I have no shire horse to pull my narrowboat.
I?ll go and see the carpenter, see what he suggests.
?Have you tried Tik and Tok; the robotic dance pair?
They?re not enthusiasts
But of course the law is on your side?.
Singing a song, just singing a song.
When my grave?s waist-deep in meadow grass
No more strawberry jam for the Guild.
Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh?s on,
?Hey I would love to have a go at that??
Verse
Stromsgodset Under-Fives did the offy by us.
?Them Massey Fergusons rub me up the wrong way
And have you seen my son?
Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round?.
Singing a song, just singing a song.
When my grave?s waist-deep in meadow grass
No more strawberry jam for the Guild.
Will there still be in the back pages
Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt?
Outro
Singing a song, singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song
Singing a song, singing a song
Singing a song??