Lyrics Lock Up Your Mountain Bikes

 There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves
With the possible exception of being Garth Crooks
There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves.
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When you're holding tea and toast and there's no one else about
Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear
When you're down beside the lake you're bound to hear somebody say
"Careful now, that swan can break your arm".
Oh, before the gods that made the gods were born
Yes before the gods that made the gods were born
Yes before the gods that made the gods woke up and made the gods
That's when you got into, that's when you got into
Yeah, that's when you first got into the Manics