I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through.
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute,
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid a malpractise suit.
Hey, like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time,
Like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line.
Better give me all your gause nurse, this patient's fading fast.
Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last.
Let me see, that I.V. Here we go - time to operate.
I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out and see what he ate.
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time,
Like a surgeon, here's a waiver for you to sign.
Woaho, woaho, woaho.
It's a fact - I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die before they can pay.
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time,
Like a surgeon, got your kidneys on my mind.
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon,
When I reach inside, with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors.
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh.
Ooh baby, yah.
I can hear your heartbeat for the very last time.