Key: C
Introduction: C C C C
C
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through.
Dm C
I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
C
I was last in my class. Barely passed at the institute,
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Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid a malpractise suit.
C
Hey, like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time,
Dm C
Like a surgeon, organ transplants are my line.
C
Better give me all your gause nurse, this patient's fading fast.
Dm C
Complications have set in, don't know how long he'll last.
C
Let me see, that I.V. Here we go - time to operate.
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I'll pull his indsides out, pull his insides out and see what he ate.
C
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time,
Dm C
Like a surgeon, here's a waiver for you to sign.
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Woaho, woaho, woaho.
C
It's a fact - I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A.
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'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die before they can pay.
C
Like a surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time,
Dm C
Like a surgeon, got your kidneys on my mind.
C
Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon,
Dm C
When I reach inside, with my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors.
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Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh.
C
Ooh baby, yah.
C
I can hear your heartbeat for the very last time.