I had a lot of acne and pimples (pop pop)
I had to stay at home
Eventually no one came near me
All I had was my comb
And when it came to girls
The other guys seemed to have all the luck
Until one day, I heard them say
His comb is full of muck!
(Now he's the King of Scurf) They know me everywhere
(King of Scurf) I got filthy hair
(He's got dandruff) More'n my share
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)
Only last Saturday
We had a scene at our local pub
Everybody was jumpin' and jivin'
Some were doin' the Bop
I was shooping my head, the dandruff spread
Like leaves blowin' off of the trees
Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers
In scurf right up to their knees
(King of Scurf) They know me everywhere
(King of Scurf) I got filthy hair
(He's got dandruff) More'n my share
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)
At the beach one day
A muscle man kicked some sand in my face
So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome
And soon put him back in his place
You see, the top of my head, was evenly spread
Like the snow on top of the Alps
The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids
When they saw the state of my scalp
(Now he's the King of Scurf) They know me everywhere
(King of Scurf) I got filthy hair
(He's got dandruff) More'n my share
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)