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Introduction: D
D Em A
I had a lot of acne and pimples (pop pop)
D
I had to stay at home
Em A
Eventually no one came near me
D
All I had was my comb
G
And when it came to girls
D
The other guys seemed to have all the luck
E
Until one day, I heard them say
A A/B C
His comb is full of muck!
D
(Now he's the King of Scurf) They know me everywhere
Em
(King of Scurf) I got filthy hair
A
(He's got dandruff) More'n my share
D G D A
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!
D
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
Em
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
A
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
D G D
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)
Em
Only last Saturday
A D
We had a scene at our local pub
Em A
Everybody was jumpin' and jivin'
D
Some were doin' the Bop
G
I was shooping my head, the dandruff spread
D
Like leaves blowin' off of the trees
E
Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers
A A/B C
In scurf right up to their knees
D
(King of Scurf) They know me everywhere
Em
(King of Scurf) I got filthy hair
A
(He's got dandruff) More'n my share
D G D A
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!
D
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
Em
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
A
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
D G D
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)
Em
At the beach one day
A D
A muscle man kicked some sand in my face
Em A
So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome
D
And soon put him back in his place
G
You see, the top of my head, was evenly spread
D
Like the snow on top of the Alps
E
The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids
A A/B C
When they saw the state of my scalp
D
(Now he's the King of Scurf) They know me everywhere
Em
(King of Scurf) I got filthy hair
A
(He's got dandruff) More'n my share
D G D A
I'm the King of Scurfers, yeah!
D
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
Em
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
A
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
D G D
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)
D
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
Em
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
A
(Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
D G D
(King of Scurfers, yeah!)...