All tickets sold, I head for the wardrobe
St John or ShowSec, which is it to be?
I've got a triple-A dangling from my lanyard
Wimbledon and WOMAD, Ryder Cup and V.
I don't (pay) - I am the king of Hi-Vis
(Walk) on (through) - powered by bright waistcoats and bibs.
Hard hat, tabard, torch and cocky toolbag
I'm Dave the Spark - or I could be Mike
Paramedics, police, authorised and holy
Be safe, be seen, be anyone you like.
I don't (pay) - I am the king of Hi-Vis
(Walk) on (through) - powered by bright waistcoats and bibs.
(Don't) fear (Bert) - Red Cross box, clipboard and chit
(Bert) hears (bells) - come be my queen of quick wit.