Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen
I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater
With that 30 millimeter
I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the Eagle
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
I'd shoot those fuckers all at once
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the Eagle
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
To hang around that long is just a sin
And while you RTB and scoff
I'm doing loops and jackin' off
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
Living to fight slow when others scorn it
When I can still pitch and roll
That other guy's going out of control
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
You know all those things are nice,
but when it comes right down to it,
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper
Probably since the time you wore a diaper
We got every mission that you do
And we fly 'em all better than you
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper
'Cause we're single seat, multi-role
We can fly right up our own asshole
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper