Key: A
Introduction:
A E7
Oh ... I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
A
I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen
D
I'd mow 'em down like a weed-eater
A
With that 30 millimeter
E E7 A
I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
A E7
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the Eagle
A
I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal
D
Like a guy who ain't been laid for months
A
I'd shoot those fuckers all at once
E E7 A
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the Eagle
A E7
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
A
To hang around that long is just a sin
D
And while you RTB and scoff
A
I'm doing loops and jackin' off
E E7 A
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
A E7
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
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Living to fight slow when others scorn it
D
When I can still pitch and roll
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That other guy's going out of control
E E7 A
I wish I had the alpha of a Hornet
A7
You know all those things are nice,
but when it comes right down to it,
A E7
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper
A
Probably since the time you wore a diaper
D
We got every mission that you do
A
And we fly 'em all better than you
E E7 A
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper
D
'Cause we're single seat, multi-role
A
We can fly right up our own asshole
E E7 A
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper