Who got fat? Who got rich?
Who is a loser? Who is a bitch?
Who is a washout? Who turned gay?
Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee?
Who's in the fancy designer pants?
Who got the big fake boobie implants?
Who looks good in the rental tuxedo?
Who lives in their van on microwave burritos?
We're havin' fun at the high school reunion
Each and everyone at the high school reunion
Why don't you come to the high school reunion?
Who got the kids? Who got the divorce?
Who's got a date with a face like a horse?
Who's in the papers? Who's in the show?
Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow?
Who graduated from the Ivy League school?
Who tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool?
You sure look pretty, it's been so long
Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom
We're havin' fun at the high school reunion
Each and everyone at the high school reunion
Why don't you come to the high school reunion?
High school reunion
Who passed out drunk at the high school reunion?
Whose B.O. stunk at the high school reunion?
Who's gonna fuck at the high school reunion?
High school reunion
High school reunion
High school reunion