Key:
Introduction: Em
Em C
Who got fat? Who got rich?
G D/F#
Who is a loser? Who is a bitch?
Em C
Who is a washout? Who turned gay?
G D/F#
Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee?
Em C
Who's in the fancy designer pants?
G D/F#
Who got the big fake boobie implants?
Em C
Who looks good in the rental tuxedo?
G D/F#
Who lives in their van on microwave burritos?
C G D
We're havin' fun at the high school reunion
C Em D
Each and everyone at the high school reunion
C G D
Why don't you come to the high school reunion?
Em C
Who got the kids? Who got the divorce?
G D/F#
Who's got a date with a face like a horse?
Em C
Who's in the papers? Who's in the show?
G D/F#
Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow?
Em C
Who graduated from the Ivy League school?
G D/F#
Who tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool?
Em C
You sure look pretty, it's been so long
G D/F#
Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom
C G D
We're havin' fun at the high school reunion
C Em D
Each and everyone at the high school reunion
C G D
Why don't you come to the high school reunion?
C
High school reunion
C G D
Who passed out drunk at the high school reunion?
C Em D
Whose B.O. stunk at the high school reunion?
C G D
Who's gonna fuck at the high school reunion?
C
High school reunion
C
High school reunion
C
High school reunion