I see you laying by the poolside every day,
She ain't got a lot on, she ain't got a lot to say.
She wouldn't look my way, but buddy what'd you expect?
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex.
And she'll go out dancing bout 7:15,
Climb into the back of a long limousine,
I know where she's going, she's going downtown,
I'm going downtown too, and take a look around.
She's my baby doll, She's my beauty queen,
She's my movie star, Best I've ever seen.
I ain't hooked it up yet, But I'm trying as hard as I can.
It's just a high maintenance woman, Don't want no
maintenance man.
I'm just sitting around waiting on a telephone call
after a water pipe exploded, in the living room wall.
If your washer and dryer need a repair,
You know your handyman's waitin, and he'll be right there
24 hours, 7 days a week, If it's getting clogged up
or maybe starting to leak, Just ring up my number,
Baby give me a try, You know I got all the tools,
And I can satisfy.
(Chorus)
This is my first ever to submit. Hope it's right and have fun with it.