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High Maintenance Woman

Key: D

Introduction:

 D                                                               G         D 
I see you laying by the poolside every day,
                                                                 C                           D 
She ain't got a lot on, she ain't got a lot to say.
                                                                         G                       D 
She wouldn't look my way, but buddy what'd you expect?
                                                                       C                     D 
I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex.
                     A 
And she'll go out dancing bout 7:15,
   G                                                       D 
Climb into the back of a long limousine,
                                                               G                   D 
I know where she's going, she's going downtown,
                                                                     C         D 
I'm going downtown too, and take a look around.
                   A 
She's my baby doll, She's my beauty queen,
                   G                                         D 
She's my movie star, Best I've ever seen.
                                                                                       G                 A 
I ain't hooked it up yet, But I'm trying as hard as I can.
                       G                                                           A 
It's just a high maintenance woman, Don't want no
                         D 
maintenance man.

 D                                                                       G                 D 
I'm just sitting around waiting on a telephone call
                                                                         C                     D 
after a water pipe exploded, in the living room wall.
                                                   G           D 
If your washer and dryer need a repair,
                                                                                     C                 D 
You know your handyman's waitin, and he'll be right there
   A                                                           G 
24 hours, 7 days a week, If it's getting clogged up
                   D 
or maybe starting to leak, Just ring up my number,
           G                 D 
Baby give me a try, You know I got all the tools,
                     C       D 
And I can satisfy.
(Chorus)
 D     G     D        C     D 
This is my first ever to submit. Hope it's right and have fun with it.