The day that you died was a good day,
Hundreds of people wished you on your way,
Neil Gaiman wrote about you on his blog,
and you and your girl ate mini corndogs
Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
and you married a girl we adore,
But now I reap the rewards
verse 2
Oh, thank you for all your hard work, Hank
Your bank account swelled a lot before it shrank,
But you could have worked maybe a little bit harder,
Yeah, I could have used a few more thousand dollars
Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
and you married a girl we adore,
But now I reap the rewards
verse 3
You watched a lot of people get married,
John and Sarah, John and Amy,
Ethan and Sarah, Jason and Ashley,
Holy crap, I bet they'll all have babies.
Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
and you married a girl we adore,
But now I reap the rewards
But now I reap the rewards
Yeah, now I reap the rewards
OUTRO
The day that you died was a good day,