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Goodbye Twenty-six Year Old Me

Key: C

Introduction:

                     C                              G                         F  
          The day that you died was a good day,
          C                            G                                 F  
          Hundreds of people wished you on your way,
                        C                                 G                                      F  
          Neil Gaiman wrote about you on his blog,
                     C                              G                    F  
          and you and your girl ate mini corndogs
                     F                                    C                              G  
          Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
                     F                                 C                                      G  
          You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
                                C                      G                    F  
          and you married a girl we adore,
                     D            C                         G  
          But now I reap the rewards
     verse 2
                     C                                 G                                 F  
          Oh, thank you for all your hard work, Hank
                        C                              G                                      F  
          Your bank account swelled a lot before it shrank,
                     C                                    G                                    F  
          But you could have worked maybe a little bit harder,
                          C                              G              F  
          Yeah, I could have used a few more thousand dollars
                     F                                    C                              G  
          Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
                     F                                 C                                      G  
          You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
                                C                      G                    F  
          and you married a girl we adore,
                     D            C                         G  
          But now I reap the rewards
     verse 3
                     C                                         G                         F  
          You watched a lot of people get married,
          C                    G              F  
          John and Sarah, John and Amy,
          C                      G              F  
          Ethan and Sarah, Jason and Ashley,
          C         G                 F  
          Holy crap, I bet they'll all have babies.
                     F                                    C                              G  
          Oh, goodbye twenty-six-year-old me,
                     F                                 C                                      G  
          You made a lot of money and got a masters degree,
                                C                      G                    F  
          and you married a girl we adore,
                     D            C                         G  
          But now I reap the rewards
                     D            C                         G  
          But now I reap the rewards
                          D            C                         G  
          Yeah, now I reap the rewards
     OUTRO
                     C                              G                         F  
          The day that you died was a good day,