With a tiny bandage round my head.
You've just got a broken ankle,
Snap out of it, Frankel.
Riff
Cause I attempted beastiality.
Frankel, it's your past you're seeing,
You tried making love to a human being.
Frankie, all the things you could have been,
That it's now impossible to be.
Now you'll never realise your dream,
Riff
Luke Skywalker, look at him,
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb.
Frankie, all the things you could have been,
That it's now impossible to be.
Now you'll never realise your dream,
Memories flying at me,
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring.
It's my future I see,
A lonely life of writing parking fines,
But life is fine.
But Frankel, you're a mouse, don't be silly,
Even with all four limbs you couldn't play frisbee.
But Frankel, you will always have your dreams,
Scod: It's just bullshit!