Key: A
Introduction:
C
With a tiny bandage round my head.
D C
You've just got a broken ankle,
F
Snap out of it, Frankel.
Riff
C
Cause I attempted beastiality.
D C
Frankel, it's your past you're seeing,
F Em
You tried making love to a human being.
E A B
Frankie, all the things you could have been,
A E
That it's now impossible to be.
A B
Now you'll never realise your dream,
Riff
C D
Luke Skywalker, look at him,
C F Em
He saved the galaxy with a prosthetic limb.
E A B
Frankie, all the things you could have been,
A E
That it's now impossible to be.
A B
Now you'll never realise your dream,
F# F#/F D#m
Memories flying at me,
F#
Like plastic sperm on a really weird keyring.
F# F#/F D#m
It's my future I see,
F# E
A lonely life of writing parking fines,
F# E
But life is fine.
E A B
But Frankel, you're a mouse, don't be silly,
A E
Even with all four limbs you couldn't play frisbee.
A B
But Frankel, you will always have your dreams,
Scod: It's just bullshit!