THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
THERE WASTIN MINE
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
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SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
THERE LYIN AND LAZY
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
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I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
IF MY JOB WOULD
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU