Key: F
Introduction:
F#m E
THEY DON'T DO NO GOOD
E D
THEY NEVER BE WORKIN
D F#m E
WHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD
E C#m
THEY WASTE YOUR TIME
D Bm
THERE WASTIN MINE
G#m
CALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
F#m
BOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
{CHORUS}
E A B
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
F#m E
THEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES
E D
YOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY MOTOR?"
D F#m E
WELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES
E C#m
YOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT
D Bm
BUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT
G#m
THERE LYIN AND LAZY
F#m
THEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
{CHORUS}
D Em
I ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD
D
IF MY JOB WOULD
G A B
SOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY
D Em
WELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND
Em
CAME AND WENT FRANKIE
D
AN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
G A B
BUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY
D Em
YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO
D
THEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
G A
THEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL
A B
THAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING
D Em
AND IF YOU DO NOT PAY
D
THEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS
G A
THAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY
B
TIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
E
WELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
A B
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
E A B
THE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON
E A B
THIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY
E
AND THE TOILET BLEW UP
A B
LATER ON THE NEXT DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
E DE
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU