One out of two may end in divorce
But cold beer is cheaper than child support
Granddaddy‘s words they’re all too clear
Save Money son buy earplugs and beer
It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitch and moan
I thought she’d probably leave me but I think it turns her on
Cause lately we ain’t fighting, Cause lately I can’t hear
It works just like a charm these earplugs and beer
She’s screaming out loud, but I can’t hear a thing
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer
We’ve Been married 20 years now so far it’s all been bliss
She fetches all my beers and we always hug and kiss
When we cuddle up real tight I shed a happy tear
I’m happy all day long with my earplugs and beer
She’s screaming out loud but I can’t hear a thing
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer
She gets to speak her mind
I get to sit right here
It works just like a charm these earplugs plugs and beer
Now honey calm down, calm down
Your turning red in the face
I am the man of this house, and I will not be pushed around
It does'nt mean I don't love ya
I need a beer honey
Now honey you know screaming loud is not gonna help nothing
All this fussin and fighting, just ain't no need of it
I can't hear a word your saying
Ain't gonna make me feel bad
N.C.