Key: B
Introduction: B B B B B B B B
B
One out of two may end in divorce
F# B
But cold beer is cheaper than child support
B E
Granddaddy&lsquo s words they&rsquo re all too clear
B F# B
Save Money son buy earplugs and beer
B
It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitch and moan
F# B
I thought she&rsquo d probably leave me but I think it turns her on..
B E
Cause lately we ain&rsquo t fighting, Cause lately I can&rsquo t hear
B F# B C# D
It works just like a charm these earplugs and beer
E B
She&rsquo s screaming out loud, but I can&rsquo t hear a thing
E F#
Who would&rsquo ve thought all the joy that this would bring
B E
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
B F# B
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer
B
We&rsquo ve Been married 20 years now so far it&rsquo s all been bliss
F# B
She fetches all my beers and we always hug and kiss..
B E
When we cuddle up real tight I shed a happy tear
B F# B D
I&rsquo m happy all day long with my earplugs and beer
E B
She&rsquo s screaming out loud but I can&rsquo t hear a thing
E F#
Who would&rsquo ve thought all the joy that this would bring
B E
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
B F# B
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer
B
She gets to speak her mind
E
I get to sit right here
B
It works just like a charm these earplugs plugs and beer
B
Now honey calm down, calm down
B
Your turning red in the face
B
I am the man of this house, and I will not be pushed around
B
It does'nt mean I don't love ya
B
I need a beer honey
B
Now honey you know screaming loud is not gonna help nothing
B
All this fussin and fighting, just ain't no need of it
B
I can't hear a word your saying
B
Ain't gonna make me feel bad
N.C.