Lyrics of
Dear Penis

Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington is a comedic satire that delves into a mans relationship with his genital, turning a potentially uncomfortable subject into humor. While primarily comedic, the song touches on themes of change and self-acceptance with age.

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
Thats all we needed to get by
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore

Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms with truly how we feel
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls